One day Shinji was walking to school from his Moms house when he saw a small kittten on the ground. He feeling like shit becouse he had a test that day so he reached down to pet the smell kitten. Suddenly it ran away.
He knew this kitten was the one for him. So he ran after it shouting “WAIT!” Well the kitten ran into an alley and there it turned into a boy with gray hair and red eyes. He was nude surprisingly enough… “Shinji” said the boy “I made you follow me by hypnotizing your dick”
"What dose that mean" said Shinji feeling awfully warm on his privates. Who was this hot man? And why wasnt there any robots here?
"It means your gay now. Welcome to my nest bitch. I will always protect you." said the wierd boy. The wierd boy caressed him and shinji looked over while they were having sex only to realize they were both changed into half cat men. But all he could think about was his Purple robot, Envangelion.
swaggity psy do not cry
oppa gangnam smile
im 100% sure i was fucking high when i wrote this
Sometimes when I say “I’m okay”, what I really want is for someone to hold my hand, look me in the eyes and say “I know that you’re not okay, here is $1000.000”.
Potential Homestuck ending #231: the full Dorothy.
i’ve had enough of these memes
i have hit rock bottom and its only tuesday
MALE MODELS HECK YEAH
Don’t feel like tagging this shit. Enjoy the IC male models. Heh the Makoto one is very cute.
They are all cute.